Our gang is called the Elk-Touch Creeps.
The cast of characters include:
River Donaghey – Mastermind
Julian Master aka Jultopia – Producer
Rowan Tabor aka Dr. Strongbow – Bass
Mason Kline – Drums
Zach Sera – Drunk Bro
Jeff Oster – Trumpet
Asa Clifford aka Cradle Fox – Drums
Chad Huniu aka Daddy Chad aka Biggballz Chad – Guitar
Larkin Sax – Vocals
India Sax – Vocals
Spencer Pond – Drunk Bro
Jodie Beechem – Drunk Hoe
This is the home and final resting place of Pocket Hercules in all his various incarnations, from Oregon to New York City.
An excerpt from the fictional Stunning Elk Records website:
We are a collective of musicians and artists, self-publishing our work with the wonders of modern day technology, i.e. the Xerox printer.
Patriotism in America at the time of our inception is something for old, conservative white men. These are not the people we want representing our country. The American flag is a symbol and symbols have no intrinsic meaning. We are here to reestablish that meaning.
It is our goal to place the flag and America itself back into the hands of you and me: the attractive, the artistic, and the apathetic.
We are poor so give us money.